Tuesday, July 25, 2006

#10 Journey Through Africa: Still in Transit

Last night was my lasts night spent cuddling up to George. Unfortunately the slant of our tent was such that I kept on rolling away. With Julita swapping tents for the last few nights me and George had become tent-mates. However, today we're back to the usual arrangement of me sleeping with Julita and George being on her own - and yes - I did mean to say her own - since George is actually Georgette and our trainee tour leader that rejoined our truck in the Delta.

Today has been one of those long drive days and for
some strange and odd reason most of us, well at least me and Greg, have been suffering from what I would call glupawka: a condition of the mind that surfaces if your overly bored or tired where you act like a fool, laugh at everything, pester everyone and just can't control yourself. I don't know whether it's the fact that we've barely seen the sun today (it's been the first day in over a month when it's been cloudy), or simple that we know the end is near and can no longer tolerate the drives. I started the day by pestering Julita, poking her, reciting polish nursery rimes - what's the one about na straganie, w dzien targowy, takie slyszy sie rozmowy... we couldn't remember the rest of it. But Muzynek Bambo made us laugh so hard that our sides nearly exploded.

Now I've progressed on to learning useful Italian phrases from a phrasebook that Greg discovered on the truck. Things such as: Lei si sono uniti tra consanguinei, forse? (Are you inbred, by any chance?); Se foste due volte intelligenti, ancora sareste stupid (If you were twice as clever, you would still be stupid.); Lo penso ho fatoo un passo su qualche cosa di sgradevole. Si, e il vostro paese. (I think I might have stepped on something unpleasant. Yes, it's your country.) Sc***ta (****)... Greg on the other hand has been trying to master the pronunciation of these by buzzing through the intercom and asking Rommy, our Italian guide, whether his insults are understandable.

Just one of those days... South Africa should only be a few kilometers away.

Monday, July 24, 2006

#9 Journey Through Africa: Some of the Last Thoughts

            Our small group of six has now continued its journey into Botswana.  At first we were a bit nervous about the border crossing due to the fact that the border officials are known to confiscate any wood products that they find.  We hid everything to the best of our ability, but there is only so much you can do to disguise a huge 5 foot wooden carving, and much less to disguise four of them.  Fortunately we were quite lucky and aside for a border official who needed our help to jumpstart his car, there was no one there to search us and we made it across without any glitches.  And so our drive continued.

It truly is surreal to be driving on a highway and to find oneself having to slow down and eventually stop because an elephant is crossing the road.  You sort of do a double-take, shake your head, and then slowly come to realize that yes indeed, things like this do happen in Africa.  Only in Africa though.  The first time round you look out the window in shear bewilderment.  The second time round you are still amused by it.  However, by the fourth time most the people on the truck didn�t even bother lifting their noses out of their books.  The sight of these gigantic beasts slowly making their way across the road no longer seemed to faze them.  In my opinion, just as you can watch the sun set thousands of times or look up in wonder at the starry sky above you every night, so too, as sight such as this, does not stop to amaze.  This holds true even more so when you realize that you can witness this only in Africa and nowhere else � and in my case, that means only for the next three days.

From Vic Falls we made our way to Chobe National Park were some enjoyed a morning game drive and a sunset cruise.  I instead, chose to relax and pamper myself with the best shower I have had since coming to this continent.  You truly learn not to take for granted such simple things as hot water and pressure greater than a trickle.  This by no means is an exhaustive list of things that you start to appreciate.  If I tried to write one of those I would have to include ones bed, clean towels, the ability to press down a toaster button and have toast in a matter of minutes instead of having to light a campfire, the ability to have a cup of coffee in the same time span, the existence of a bathroom within a few steps of ones bedroom, the ability to dry ones dishes without having to flap them or the need to continuously travel with a roll of toilet paper, etc. etc. But I�m sorry, I�m digressing.  I truly enjoyed by day of laziness and relaxation, especially since most of it was spent on the waterfront watching all the boats pass by and the sun slowly disappear behind the horizon.  However, I did end up regretting not having gone on the sunset cruise, especially considering the fact that Greg and Kate got to see hippo porn... definitively not a sight you get to see on a daily basis... but more so because of how the next few days would turn out to be.

Oh... one more digression.  If you ever travel by overland truck, which I do not recommend, although I also do not discourage, insist on having an Italian tour guide.  It�s like traveling with your own personal Italian restaurant.  We�ve had such amazing food over the last few days!!!  Mouth-watering risotto with 300g of rice allocated to each person, or beef curry on potatoes with two gigantic potatoes per person (one of which would have sufficed to feed my entire family at home).  In true Italian style, everything is delicious and there is always more (much more) than enough.  I think I�ve gained more weighed over these last 5 days than I have throughout the remainder of my stay here in Africa.  It has been like eating out at La Terazza every single night.

 

From Chobe we had a longish drive day to Maun.  As much as I complained about the long drive days earlier, it hasn�t been so bad recently.  Ever since we�ve hit Zimbabwe there have been many more activities and much less driving � whether it would have been the two days at Antelope Park, the excursion on the houseboats, the adrenaline packed days at Vic Falls, or even the game drives in Hwange.  However, even if those days had been drive-filled, it is quite a different story when you only have 6 people riding in a truck that fits 28.  With four seats per person to stretch out across, a 8 hour drive is simply not the same thing and has a tendency of going by much quicker.

So a couple days ago we arrived in Maun and pitched our tents at the local campground.  The next three days were to be spent in the Okavango Delta and we had been looking forward to that for quite some time now.  Everything started out wonderfully.  First there was a short drive to the delta�s edge, then a fantastic mokoro ride through the delta.  A mokoro is essentially a dug-out canoe similar to our Canadian canoes, but a bit more narrow, much more wobbly, and made out of a hollowed out tree.  Two people sit in each of these precarious-looking watercrafts and a poler stands at the back poling the mokoro forward with a four meter pole in an a-la-Venetian-Gondola style.  Although the Venetian gondola guys might look a bit more graceful and might charm you with their serenades, this did seem to take a considerably greater amount of skill. 

The Okavango Delta covers a total of 15,000 square kilometres and never reaches the ocean.  The water merely spreads out and dissipates in the heart of Botswana creating a maze of canals and a paradise for those entrepenours who first came up with the idea of offering expensive tours into this uninhabited area.  Essentially $130 US will buy you a ride out into the Delta in one of these mokoros, two nights of dusty bush-camping, a game walk where the guide has a hard time identifying the �Big Five� of Africa, and a ride back to dry land while your backside gets soaked in the overflowing mokoro... oh, and a mokoro sunset cruise (1/2 hour).  I must admit that I wasn�t overly happy with this three day excursions.  I loved the mokoros.  I loved the sunset trip.  But that�s about where the �I loved� list ends.  The rest of it was a whole lot of doing absolutely nothing.  Even the game walks, where we saw some zebras, a couple of wildebeests and some leopard shit, where a waste of time, especially after having had such amazing guides in Metopas and Hwange.  Having someone try to explain to you what the �Big Five� of Africa are, after you�ve spent 2 months traveling through Africa is like having someone trying to teach you your ABCs after you finished university...

But yeah... the excursion would have been great had it left early one morning, done a sunset cruise in the evening, one nights worth of camping, a game walk in the morning and then a return back to camp that afternoon.  Unfortunately, spread across two nights and three days it only led to boredom, complaining and an incredibly hilarious rant by Julita, which, if I tried to replicate, would be composed of a lot of **** followed by some more *?!?* and a bunch more indecipherable symbols.  She�s not one to hold back on her opinion and it would be an understatement to say that she did not like the trip into the Delta. 

Well, there�s not much you can do about things like that.  You can�t always satisfy everyone and every now and then something will not be the way you imagined it to be or will not live up to your standards.  Nevertheless, the three days in the Delta made me realize a few things.  On the one hand I was surprised that it took me so long to notice them.  On the other hand, having given it some more though, I�m not so surprised given the amount of quite reflection time that we had.  The first of these is the size of the African sky.  Maybe those from Saskatchewan or Manitoba might be able to relate, but the sky here seems to stretch for all eternity.  From one horizon to the other it�s simply massive.  I lay down in one of the mokoros and all I could see was blue.  I do understand the concept that if there is nothing to block your view that the sky will reach from east to west and north to south, but yet somehow it�s big here; a blue dome engulfing the world.  I might have to visit you Lindsay in Saskatchewan to compare � but somehow I have a feeling that Africa is different.   

The other thing that crossed my mind is the beauty of being able to lie in your tent, listening to the hippos grunt in the background, hearing the frogs croak in the grass as the mice scurry round the tent and out of your little window being able to gaze up at a star filled sky.  Just as the endless blue of the day takes your breath away, so too does the vast night sky.   We�ve travelled significantly further south, so unfortunately you can�t look up at the sky and see both the southern-cross and the big dipper, but there definitively is no shortage of constellations.  Whether it would be Mars, Jupiter, Scorpio, Orion or even the Milky Way � I could go to bed looking up at them every single night � even if I did have to keep on sleeping in a tent. 

Oh... and for the last while, although I�ve been talking about the beauty and charm of Africa, it is not the same Africa as further up north.  We no longer feel like a truck-load of mzungus; no longer feel like a minority that stands out no matter where we go; no longer feel like a tourist whenever we walk into a shopping-center; no longer need to be wary (for some) of eating local food...  Although all of Africa was at one point or another colonized, there are many more remnants of it in the southern part.  There are many more whites � descendents of the former colonial settlers.  The infrastructure, especially for Zimbabwe, Botswana and South Africa, is much more developed and better maintained.  It is a setting in which we, the �white people�, feel much more comfortable in.  It is not the Africa that is truly African � although that Africa, the Africa which I would really want to get to know and explore, we merely drove through and never got to see except out the window of our truck.  Well, there are ups and downs to this...  some might prefer it, and for some it�s only preferable sometimes.  But it is the way it is... and it is where I am and where I�m heading...  and I�m rambling nonsense, so I will stop.




 

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Sunday, July 23, 2006

#8 Journey Through Africa: Still Spending Millions

Couple days ago we finally said goodbye to Tokolosh as he headed off on his journey to Cape Town. Now there are just six of us left. This can have it’s ups and downs, but for now we’re only experiencing the positive aspects of traveling in a small group: we each get massive lockers to ourselves (rather than sharing); we have four seats per person; and Rommy, our new Italian guide, cooks fantastic feasts for us.
From Livingstone in Zambia we crossed back over into Zimbabwe and headed towards Hwange National Park. There we pitched our tents and began prepping our dinner when about 200 meters away from us, at a watering hole, a heard of Kudu came to have a drink. These were then followed by some Impala and eventually a heard of elephants probably 70 strong. It was a fantastic sight. They just kept on spilling out of the forest. We sat down with our dinner in a viewing platform and as the sun slowly set and the stars appeared on the sky, got to watch these magnificent animals mere meters away from us. It was a truly magical experience that has been unparalleled so far.
The next morning we set out on a game drive with Andy Trivella, a world-acclaimed guide and hunter. He’s been hired by National Geographic and charges a minimum of $2000 a day. We got to spend 13 hours with him for a mere $70 per person and it was the best game-viewing experience that I have had so far. The list of animals and birds that we saw gives you only a glimpse at what the day was like.

Mammals
— Elephant
— Lion
— Hyena
— Impala
— Kudu
— Giraffe
— Wildebeest
— Warthog
— Steenbok
— Baboon
— Small spotted genet
— Jackal (black-backed)
— Crocodile
— Zebra
— Dwarf mongoose
— Tree squirrel
— Sable
— Vervet monkey
— Wild dog

Birds
— Liacbreasted Roller
— Grey Heron
— Grey Lourie
— Yellow Billed Hornbill
— Bradfields Hornbill
— Ground Billed Hornbill
— Long Tailed Shrike
— Grown Crane
— Yellow Billed Oxpecker
— Redbilled Oxpecker
— Blacksmith Plouer
— Crowned Plouer
— White Back Vulture
— Lizard Buzzard
— Martial Eagle
— Tawny Eagle
— Crimson Breasted Shrike
— Coqui Francolin
— Redbilled Francolin
— Guinea Fowel
— Spearwinged Goose
— Egyptian Goose
— Ostrich

The lions that we saw were part of a pride of 18 and were in the process of stalking some wildebeests. It was truly impressive and originally when Andy offered to take us up closer to them we were all up for it. However, when he said that “When they charge, don’t move” – using when instead of if, the only person brave enough to join him was Greg. The rest of us hung back in the truck and nervously watched them inch closer and closer to the lions.
We didn’t say no, however, when Andy offered to take us up to some elephants. Once again the same instructions held true. If the elephant charges at you, do not move, do not run, just hold your ground. We got probably within 10 meters of some really big bull elephants and had them shake their heads and trunks at us. Yet when we began talking to them they quickly decided to back down and ran away.
The day was completed when we got to see wild dogs hunting. Wild dogs are actually not related to dogs, but are rather a species of their own. Their breed is almost extinct with only a few hundred remaining in the world. We got to see a pack of three of them hunting some steenbok. Having headed out at 6:30 am we came back to camp past 7:00pm and were warmly welcomed by Rommy who was already waiting for us with some delicious chicken cacciatore.

So that was the end of our Hwange experience. The next morning we headed back towards Vic Falls where we have been for the last two days. Yesterday was uneventful with the highlight being the $6 US dinner at a first class restaurant that was comprised of warthog steak, tiramisu cake and a coke. We felt incredibly underdressed and out of place, especially when the grand-piano player, wearing a tux and bow-tie began to play and sing. The food was delicious and a bargain when paying at the black-market exchange rate. At the official bank rate the meal would have cost us $28 US. But the 2.8 million Zim that it cost translates to a measly $6 with the black-market rate.

If you want some more mind-boggling stats:

— Not long ago the Rhodesian (Zim) Dollar was equivalent to the British Pound. Now 1 US will buy you $410,000 Zim Dollars
— 4 years ago the highest demomination note that was printed was a 500 bill. Now their highest is a 100,000 and they soon will have to start printing 1,000,000 bills considering the present-day exchange rate.
— 4 years ago the official bank rate was $1 US = 50 Zim $; black-market $1 US = $600 Zim $


Today I headed to see the Zimbabwean side of Vic Falls and once again got drenched. This time round, however, I remembered to grab my raincoat, not so much to cover me, but rather to cover my camera and camera bag. It was equally impressive to the Zambian side offering a different vantage point and perspective on this magnificent waterfall.

Tomorrow morning we head over into Botswana. All our woodcarvings have been hidden to the best of our ability and hopefully won’t be discovered. Border officials on the Botswana border have the right to confiscate any wood carvings/products and having purchased quite a few wooden souvenirs, we’re quite nervous. Hopefully though the items will make it through. Our first stop will be Chobe National Park for a day of game drivers (for some) and relaxation (for others).

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

#7 Journey Through Africa: The Massive Adrenaline Rush

Wow! What more can I say. Since my last time on the internet – a mere 2 days ago I got to: get semi-drunk on a booze cruise down the Mighty Zambezi River while watching hippos bob up and down in the water and elephants and giraffes parade along the shore; raft down the hardest commercially raftable river in the world (rated Grade 5); be thrown out of the raft three times – each time thinking that I would never be able to get another breath of air in my life, especially after being pelted in the head by the flipped raft a number of times; jump out of an airplane at 8000 feet and attempt to scream as the grown came rushing at me; and finally go to see this natural wonder of the world – Victoria Falls. Tomorrow morning I still have one more flight left – in a little micro-light airplane (sort of like a hang-glider with an engine).
Is there anything more that I can say? These events are truly indescribable and no words will do them justice. You just can’t even come close to creating a visual image of a 5 meter high wave coming crashing right at you and the absolute knowledge that you will not be able to make it out of it without ending up somewhere under water. There is also nothing that will describe the feeling of flying through the air with gravity pulling you down and nothing holding you up. Both of these events will however, be documented by DVD footage. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to take my camera on either one of these, but I think the live video footage will do it justice – especially when you see the contortions that my face makes as I jump out of the airplane.

Oh… and Vic Falls was essentially a $10 shower and laundry service. I just wish that I had packed some soap and shampoo with me. I’ve been to many waterfalls in my life and know as well as expect to be soaked by the mist that comes off them. The same holds true for Niagara as well as Iguazu Falls. Yet although I was prepared for this – with my camera safely in a zip-lock bag – I did not expect Vic Falls. The waterfall is stunning – maybe not as huge as Iguazu Falls, but equally impressive, in a completely different way. However the mist that came off of it was simply incomprehensible. Imagine yourself walking through one of Vancouver’s worst torrential downpours and you might have a perception of what we were walking through. It was raining from the top, from the side and from underneath. We were completely drenched within seconds. I was wringing my dress out afterwards. Even my little good-luck teddy that’s attached to my camera bag got a complete bath – soaked through and through. So yesterday I showered in the Zambezi River and today I got showered by Victoria Falls… that means I’m all set for another week or so.
Other than that... not much going on. We head back to Zimbabwe tomorrow and I have no idea when I’ll be able to write again. Will do my best. I will however, post some more pictures so scan through them if you so desire.

Monday, July 10, 2006

#6 Journey Through Africa – A Break from All the Driving

It’s been a while since the last time I wrote (and especially since the last time that I had a chance to post something), and I must admit that things have improved... at least a bit. We’ve finally had a bit of a break from driving and sitting on the truck so that’s a huge improvement. Not per se that we’re interacting more with “Africa” and the people here, but at least we get to enjoy a bit of sunshine from outside of the big tin box we call our Tokolosh.

We relaxed at Antelope Park for a day an a half and aside for the amazing lion walks it was just great to lie around all day basking in the sun and doing nothing. The only downfall was that the nights were freezing cold. (Apologies if this is a repeat of what I last wrote – but I can no longer remember.) The last night that we were there the temperature dropped to -2C. I was ecstatic because Julita decided to upgrade to a dorm room so I scored her sleeping-bag which was fantastic since I think I would have turned into an icicle in my +15C sleeping-bag.
The only downfall was that Tokolosh was out of order. The drive shaft was broken and if not for Eeyore being there as well, we would have been stuck at Antelope Park for a while. Fortunately Eeyore gave us a lift to Bulowaya. We left bright and early in the morning and arrived at our next hostel prior to 8am. However the ride was freezing cold. Eeyore, unlike Tokolosh has tarps on the side for windows. That means that it’s not as insulated and in the sub-freezing temperatures the ride was awfully cold.
After checking into our night’s accommodations we were met by Ian Harmon and his African Mumbo trucks. He would be our guide for the Rhino Walk which turned into one of the highlights so far. We were all expecting just a trip out to a park, a short walk with some rhinos and that’s it. However, thanks to Ian, or Stretch as we called him (since he was super tall), the day became amazing. He truly is one of the best guides that you can ever hope for. For those of you still in Uni, or even for those who are now done with it, you’ll know how much of a difference it makes if the prof is passionate about what he/she teaches. Even a subject that one doesn’t like can become fantastic if taught by a good prof. Well, Ian was definitively one of the most passionate people I’ve ever met. He truly loves his work and you know it immediately.

Ian is fight generation Zimbabwean (white) and 13th generation in Africa. He first took us to some caves with bushman paintings dating 25,000 years back. He said that there are only about 3000 true bushman left in the world. They are a race that is awfully close to extinction. These little men/people (most of them only about 4 feet tall) live in the African bush. They have no concept of possessions or ownership. They live day to day, harvesting only what they can eat in one day and hunting in the same manner. Whatever they kill has to be eaten that day and a bushman is known to eat up to 20kg of meat in one sitting... (eat, eat, eat, eat, sleep and eat some more). They store the excess fat in their backside enabling them to go longer without food.

From the bushman area we headed to the Rhinos. There are about 15,000 white rhinos in Africa and only under 600 black rhinos. In the Rhodes Metopas National Park (only about 106 sq km) they capture or kill 23 poachers a month. All of Africa has laws passed that allow you to shoot to kill any poacher on sight. Over the last 4 years only one rhino has been killed by the poachers, yet the risk they take is worth to them. A rhino horn goes for about $30,000-$50,000 US per kilogram and an average horn weighs somewhere between 5-7 kg. Considering that minimum wage in Zimbabwe is $10 US a month, even the $1000-$2000 that the poacher gets for his horn will make him set for a lifetime.
The largest horn every found on a rhino was 196cm long. The horns are generally exported to Asia where they are seen as an aphrodisiac. They are supposed to pass on the same capabilities as those possessed by a rhino and considering a rhinos equipment weighs 15kg and the copulation is never shorter than 30 minutes, the desire to duplicate this is understandable, although slightly unrealistic. Ian was great. He was filled with information. He’d be able to tell us which of the 86 white rhinos and 32 black rhinos crossed the road based on an examination of the dung that they left behind. We would pull over, he would hop out, look at the dung, say that it’s Swaziland III and that he walked by here two hours ago. Talk about knowing ones endangered faeces, I mean species. Knowing rhinos by name is nothing unusual especially when you take into consideration that out of the thousands of hippos in the Zambezi river, Ian talked to us about Mad Max, Psycho Pill and a couple other ones - all of which have unique personalities that differentiate them from all the other hippos.

But yeah... being two meters away from a 3 tone beast that can charge at you at 55km per hour definitively makes your heart race a bit faster. But it was phenomenal and loved every minute of it.

Some other miscelaneous animal facts:

  • Ian got chased in water by a hippo at 23km per hour for over 20 km and on land at 45km pe hour.
  • Rhinos and turn on a dime and reach their full speed within 3 seconds.
  • Crocodiles only need to eat once in 1.5 years. They'll eat more often if they can get food, but don't have to.
  • Crocs can also slow down their heartrate to 1 beat per minute.

From the Rhino walk we headed to the Zimbabwean and Zambian border, crossed over and headed to Lake Kariba for a couple days of houseboating. So as I said, it was great to be off the truck, but we were still secluded away from Africa eating, sleeping, drinking and sun-bathing. Sort of like the houseboats on Lake Sushwap in BC but a bit bigger. Two full days of relaxation and sunshine. Can't complain.

We came back to Livingstone last night. Today heading for a "Booze Cruise" - sunset cruise on the Zambezi where all the drinks are included. Tomorrow mornign most of us are heading white water rafting on the most difficult commercially rafter river in the world (Grade 5). The day afterwards I'm going sky diving and then on the 13th taking a micro-light flight over Victoria Falls. So hopefully I'll have some really exitiing stuff to write about next time.

Kasia

#5 Journey Through Africa: Walking with Lions

After my rant in the last posting this should be quite a change. I woke up today in the pre-dawn hours and somehow staggered out of my tent into the freezing cold. All the layers that I had on did not help in keeping me warm, but that didn’t matter for we were going to be walking with the lions.
We’re currently at Antelope Park in Zimbabwe just on the outskirts of Gweru. Antelope Park is a lion rehabilitation center and one of its highlights, or rather THE highlight, is the ability to be able to walk with lions in the African grasslands. You’re not in the zoo, nor in an enclosure, but rather out in the wild. The Park breeds the lions and eventually sets them out into the wild throughout all of Africa. The lions need to be walked out of their enclosures for approximately 10 hours every day and while the lions are still pretty young tourists can walk along with them. By young I don’t mean little cubs.
We set out at 6:30 am with ten of us and three guides. The lions that were accompanied us were Apollo, Achilles and Athena all approximately 18 months old. They were huge and we were one of the last groups to be walking with them. This is due to the fact that after they reach a certain age, they get too aggressive and their natural instincts kick in. While they are still young they consider all the people as the dominant part of their pride and respect them. You’re not allowed to wonder off on your own cause they could mistake you as potential prey. You’re also not allowed to crouch down because you’re dominance over them is undermined and they might attack. One of them did jump on the back of one of the guys, but it was only in a playful manner. Nevertheless, when you have a 130 kg lion jumping onto your and roaring away, it’s hard to keep the fear hidden.
It was truly an amazing experience. We meandered through the fields with them for nearly two hours. They would do whatever they wished, playing with each other, running around or just lazing in the high grasses. Truly magnificent beasts and honestly, it was an indescribable experience. All I can say is Wow!!!! And tomorrow we get to walk with a Rhino!

In the afternoon we also got to see a lion cub – a really small one – just 4 months old. The little guy was adorable – and what a growler. Huge difference though between this cub and the older cubs. Since we were the last group to visit him we were able to convince our guide to take us to the manager’s house to see four more cubs – these ones only 5 weeks old. They were the cutest things ever, just bigger kitty cats. However, this was all on the hush-hush because no one was allowed to see these little guys and if anyone else finds out then they’ll want to see them as well.


Other than that, a number of notes on Zimbabwe. The economy here is in complete shambles. Once we crossed the border we became instant multi-millionaires. Yesterday, for example, I spent 1.02 million dollars on a bottle of wine and some coffee. All of us were handed bricks of cash about 1 inch thick that are the equivalent of $20US. So with an exchange rate of 350,000 Zim $ to 1 US $ there’s a lot of bills to count. You should see the zoo in grocery stores with the cashiers counting off the millions and stuffing them into the register. Quite a sight.

Few more comments:

— Have I mentioned that Africa is freezing cold?!?! I don’t know why, considering that two years ago I was sitting in Buenos Aires at the same time of year freezing my ass off and yet the same did not seem to apply to this continent. So what that it’s winter, right? Africa is always warm. NO!!!! My dinky little sleeping-bag that is comfortable up to +15C is worthless here since last night the temperature dropped to about +2C. It’s cold! Africa is cold!!! My one and only advise to anyone coming here during the winter is pack hats, long-johns, gloves, fleeces and warm sleeping bags. All the wonderful tank-tops and summer dresses that I brought with me are getting perma-wrinkles in them since they have never seen daylight since I’ve come back.

— Julita’s take on a bunch of paintings that Lindsay bought: “I wouldn’t even use them as toilet paper.” They were about 10 cm x 30 cm. Definitively speaks her mind – but slight change in opinions – since Lindsay did buy them as works of art and not bathroom accessories.

#4 Journey Through Africa: Driving

I despise organized tours. I truly do. That being said, I do not want to insinuate that the tour I’m on or the company I’m traveling with is bad. Far from it; I am quite impressed by it for what it is. Nevertheless I still maintain that I despise organized tours. Since we’ve left Zanzibar in Tanzania we have traveled through four countries. Yet what have I seen of those countries? Zip, nada, zero, nothing with the exception of the inside of our truck. I knew this signing up for this trip yet somehow deluded myself that it might be something different. No point in deluding oneself though.
However one might counter this that this should have been expected and is unavoidable. Covering over 4000km in Africa in just under 40 days results in most of the time being spent on the road. That indeed is true and I knew what I was getting myself into. Nevertheless, that doesn’t have to be equated with not seeing the places, cultures and people. Yet ever since leaving Zanzibar we have somehow found ourselves driving merely for driving’s sake.
In Dar es Salam we didn’t even stay in the city, but on it’s outskirts at a campground. We left bright and early and drove for the entire day. True, we did pass some amazing countryside along the way. I’ve never seen that many Baobab trees (well – truthfully speaking I had never seen any Baobab trees before) and the scenery was what you always picture of Africa. However, by nightfall we arrived at yet another wonderful campsite, but once again in the middle of nowhere. There we were treated to a fantastic local dinner cooked and prepared by the European manager. At the campsite three other overland trucks and the staff – that’s it.
The next day takes us to a boarder town where we stop at a gas station once again on the outskirts of the city. There we spend a couple hours grabbing a quick lunch and repairing the truck, then continuing on to the border, crossing in Malawi and heading to yet another gated and fenced campground. No other living sole in sight – just us.
Our first full day in Malawi takes us past a local craft market. This highlight of Malawi (since they’re famous for their woodcarvings) is essentially a bunch of stalls along the side of the highway in the middle of nowhere. After some pointless bartering we continue on to Kande Beach on the shores of the fantastic Lake Malawi. This is probably the only thing we really see of Malawi and the only interaction we get with the locals. We dare to leave the gates of our secured campground and get escorted by the locals on a village tour where we’re finally able to see a bit of what life is really like in these countries (outside of the completely mzungu campgrounds and the truck life).
That night we have a full out bash making fun of the clothing that is available in their local markets by dressing ourselves up in the most outrageous, gaudy things that we could find. But all that’s ok, because we’re supporting their local economy – we’re buying the things that no one else wants. Hung over the next morning we hit the road again making our way all the way down to the capital city of Malawi and are graciously given two hours to take care of things in it before heading out to yet another isolated campsite.
The two hours of freedom are however, not spent exploring the local charms of the city, the colourful streets, or mingling with the locals. Instead we’re dropped off right in the midst of a huge western shopping complex whose prices are so outrageous that only white people dare to shop there. We all sprint to the incredibly slow internet café and then stampede into the shopping centers to purchase our life necessities comprising of coke, beer and chips. Then back onto the truck and off to our gated security where we cook ourselves dinner, drink beers and go to sleep in our tents.
And that’s it for Malawi, acclaimed as one of the most beautiful countries of Africa and filled with the friendliest people you’ll ever meet. Well, that’s if you meet them ‘cause it’s hard to judge how friendly people are based on the waves that they give you as your truck quickly zooms down the road.

From Malawi on to Zambia. We drive from Lilongwe to the boarder, get past all the formalities and quickly head to our next campground. A completely uneventful day whose highlight was the border crossing that took slightly longer than usual. Next morning starts with a frenzy, everyone rushing to be on the road by 6am only to eat breakfast on the truck, lunch on the side of the truck and hurry to Lusaka so that we can watch the World Cup quarterfinals. I hope by now you realize that when I say Lusaka, I actually mean a campground about 20 km outside of the city. But that’s not important right? All that matters is that there is a TV there and that we made it in time to see the 5pm kick-off of the England v. Portugal game. Beers, dinner, sleep and then it’s time to board the truck again.
Quick stop in Lusaka, or rather a shopping center in its suburbs where we all jostle for positions in the Subway queue and then hurry off to the Shoprite to stock up on alcohol because the next couple campgrounds will not be serving any. From there we’re in a hurry because it’s a long drive ahead of us. We need to get past the boarder formalities since for now that’s all we get to see of Zambia. It’s time to head to Zimbabwe. We arrive at camp past dark – once again just us. Outside some town, but it doesn’t really matter which town since we won’t get to see it.


Please forgive me the oozing irony and sarcasm of this posting. It’s just that a week of sitting on a truck surrounded by 28 other mzungus does not exactly equate to seeing/travelling/exploring Africa – at least not in my limited vocabulary. I guess I should have adjusted my definitions before boarding the truck. Like I said, the group of people I’m traveling with are great. The guide, Tans is pretty good herself. The truck is pretty comfortable and everything is running quite smoothly (with a few changes to itinerary and some mechanical problems – but this is Africa and it’s to be expected). However, this is not my kind of traveling.
Julita and I have very contrasting opinions. She for example really didn’t like Cuba because it was dirty, in ruins and just of no appeal to her. I myself have not been to Cuba, but I have been to places similar to it and have loved them. Haiti is one such example. You will never get greater poverty than in Haiti. It is not the cleanliness of a place, the aesthetic appeal of a given location that is of significance. To me it is the people, the atmosphere, the culture, the tradition. I might not agree with certain cultural practices, I might not belief in certain religious dogma or want to live in certain places. But I love to see them, to be immersed in them and to experience them. To interact with the locals, to eat their food, to get lost in their streets – that to me is traveling and that to me is seeing these countries. What we’re doing on this truck is driving from point A to point B and nothing more. Our destinations include the Serengeti, Zanzibar, Lake Malawi, Antelope Park, Victoria Falls and Okavango Delta – that’s it. Nothing in between. Everything else is to be avoided and that is what I despise.

I want to mingle. I want to eat local food. I want to sit on the corner of a street and watch the people walk by. I want to have to sidestep the piles of dirt that litter some of the back alleys as I try to make my way through the city streets while loosing myself in their mazes. I want to ask the locals for directions. I want to barter with them for my own things and be ripped off as I please rather than as directed and instructed by the guide. I want to see, live and be part of their culture. But instead I’m hoarded in a mzungu truck through a stunningly beautiful continent seeing it all pass by in front of my eyes and not being able to stop and soak it all in.
Next time! I’ll come back. I’ll do it the right way. Overlanding is just not for me. Organized tours are not my cup of tea. Next time round if I’m overlanding it, it will be on a bicycle if anything.

I’m sorry – had to vent. Let the frustration out. Nothing more to do when you’re still stuck on the truck driving... driving... driving... driving... and driving.
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